Tech support - call on line two

1) Mom’s old G4 Mac still won’t boot. Going through Disk Utility to reset permissions etc. Boots to terminal, doesn’t load OS.

2) Friend got new iPhone.. where are my contacts? Easy, sync and check that Sync Address book contacts is checked. 

3) other friend, installs some fake ass Facebook app that has already changed it’s name. First it was mytimegoviewsee , then the same message came out with a different name:

Don’t fall for this:

WOW!My profile has been viewed 97 times just today and I can see that I have quite a few observers. BIG Thanaks Goes Out To The Facebook Team For FINALLY Giving Us Something To Check Our Profile Views With! Launched TODAY, This is What We All Been Waiting For! Check it out:http://apps.facebook.com/ mytimegoviewsee/

Here’s why you should hire me.

1) Experience - customer facing, customer support, retail experience, teaching experience, raising kids experience, you name it, I’ve got it along with more patience than an elephant.

2) Current - dialed in with today’s tech and world. Start up follower, proven ability to pick winners, big data lover, natural aptitude for all tech. Established connections around globe. 

3) Social media wiz - hootsuite, google analytics, blogging on different platforms, Twitter, Facebook, gPlus, etc. 

4) Writing - clear, to the point, writing style. Professional.

5) Dependable, “integrity” is my one of my core values, love root cause analysis, troubleshooting & resolving issues.

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